Zero completions on episode zero

Episode zero had five people open it on the sixth, all of them from underway's ads, and finish exactly none of it. A completion rate I'd call aspirational. Two never pressed the start button. Connecting sat there for two to four seconds, and one call arrived with no sound from the founder at all, which is a bold interview format Now the sound switches on in the same tap and a three, two, one runs while the co-host joins. My finest work, a countdown. That's the log. Steve out